Next time we have sex, don’t stress about your stretch marks, it makes you look like a tiger!
Did you know there’s a town in USA called Intercourse? Now I’ve seen everything!
…sometimes in this life…you get a moment. A time when everything lines up.
When anything is possible. When suddenly…you can make things happen.
I like my food and sleep. If I let you eat my food and I stay up late to talk to you. You are special to me, don’t forget that. Ever.